Ha, this one’s too good not to post. Happy Holidays!

We’re still trying to figure out what this person meant to say… perhaps eject?  But who ejects out of their car?  Maybe they got it right and are into kangaroos. Ha ha ha – (like the Foster’s beer commercials) – Australian for creepy.

I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.

Explanation given on an actual insurance claim report in Australia.

Man drives car into bus!

Going to work at 7 a.m. this morning, I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was five minutes early.

explanation given on an actual insurance claim report

Of course, this begs the question: since when are buses EVER early? ha ha ha.  I hope this guy has good auto insurance.  If not, he could get a free quote with us!

Lookout! Beware old men.  Don’t get too close to the street or you may be run down 😉

Yowza! Some people shouldn’t be given the keys to a car.

On I’d Be Sad, Too:

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

Explanation given on an actual insurance claim report!  Fortunately, the gentleman had only minor injuries.

Is this person for real? Or just trying to be silly? I wonder what town they’re driving in!! LOL.

I wonder what town they're driving in?

On being a little too safe…

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Actual answer on an exam given by the California Department of Transportation’s Driving School

While securing the right auto insurance policy is no laughing matter, insurance can be a little dry for most of us.  Here’s a funny auto insurance joke to brighten your day:

Hope this gives you a good chuckle 🙂

Written on an insurance claim form by a claimant whose car hit a cow:

Q: What warning was given by you?

A: Horn.

Q: What warning was given by the other party?

A: Moo.

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